Preorder My Skull

WHY?

It's not like I'll need it when I'm gone.

HOW?

Upon request, a contract will be sent via email containing more information.

HOW MUCH?

$25,000

YOU SERIOUS?

Very.

WHEN?

My skull will be sent to you upon my death. Estimated time of arrival: 2084


DIMENSIONS:

Circumfrence: 56.5cm

Length: 22cm

Height: 19.5cm

Interpupillary Distance: 69mm

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